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Last night Dave showed me a cartoon he got in his E-mail and I have to tell you about it.  It had a picture of a woman petting an adorable little kangaroo.  The caption under it said

Be careful.  This animal may look cute, sweet, and cuddly but it is unpredictable and dangerous.  The other animal is a kangaroo and I don't know anything about it.

Sorry ladies but sometimes we just have to poke a little fun at ourselves lest we take ourselves to seriously.  

 

 
Posted : 19/08/2021 1:51 pm
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Dave showed me another cutie.  

A woman needs five things to be happy.

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1) She needs a man who can make her smile and laugh.

2) She needs a man who is willing to spend time with her and shower her with affection.

3) She needs a man who will take care of her and provide for her.

4) She needs a man who is a great lover.

5) She needs to make sure none of the men find out about the other three men.

 
Posted : 28/08/2021 4:11 pm
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These are fun, thank you for sharing them.

 
Posted : 28/08/2021 10:21 pm
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A man pinches his wife breast and says if we could firm these up we wouldn't need the bra.  

The wife pinches his penis and says if we could firm this up we wouldn't need the milkman.  

 
Posted : 31/08/2021 5:57 pm
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Another one curtesy if my husband.

A couple is beginning their honeymoon and the husband throws his pants at his bride and tells her to put them on.  She does and they are way too big and she says, "I can't wear these."  He replies, "That is right. I wear the pants and don't you forget it."  

She then throws her panties at him and says, "Put these on."  He tries and can't get them up past his knees.  He says, "I can't get in your panties."

She says, "and it is going to stay that way till you change your attitude."

 
Posted : 01/09/2021 5:27 pm
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Another gem from my man Dave.

A man challenges his wife to tell him something that will make him happy and unhappy at the same time.

She says Your dick is bigger than Joes, next door, is.

 
Posted : 06/09/2021 6:57 pm
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One more cutie curtesy of Dave.

Interviewer:  What is your job?

Man:  I'm a sexual advisor.

Interviewer:  Exactly what does that entail?

Man:  My wife says when she wants my Fucking advice she'll ask for it. (sorry for the crude language)

 
Posted : 12/09/2021 6:28 pm
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Why is acceptable to put someone's genitals in your mouth but putting a Dorito that has been on the floor for five seconds is gross?

 
Posted : 04/10/2021 6:09 pm
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Why is acceptable to put someone's genitals in your mouth but putting a Dorito that has been on the floor for five seconds is gross?

I wash my genitals more than I wash my floors. Haha!

 
Posted : 05/10/2021 11:01 am
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The difference between the words complete and finished.

When a man marries the right woman he is complete.

When a man marries the wrong woman he is finished.

When the right woman finds her man with the wrong woman he is completely finished.

 
Posted : 20/10/2021 5:35 pm
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How women feel about their asses.

10% think their as is too skinny

30% think it is too fat.

60% think it doesn't matter.  They love him anyway and wouldn't trade him for anyone else.

 
Posted : 03/11/2021 11:10 am
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Two related cuties!

Some people think I am going crazy.  

The joke is on them.  I went there years ago, fell in love with the place and decided to stay.

 

When I get old I don't want people saying, "What a sweet old lady."  I want 'em to say, "Oh Crap!  What is she up to now?"

 
Posted : 10/11/2021 11:53 am

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