Nice! Hilarious! Bruno Kirby did a similar bit in "City Slickers". He referenced the Kellogg's cereal variety pack.

12 inches balls deep every day? I don't know whether to solute you or pray for you. Maybe both.

Welcome Dan! I love NC!

To see such a growth explosion among the latest Twitter purge is astounding! Way to go! It's so fun!

You are a better man than me to be able to accept it and move on. Smoking is a hard no for me. It has killed too many of my family and will not be bro...

@subhubphx "Fetish Peddler" - Another great name for my all sub punk band!

@evolvingyourman_ivcr4j I absolutely love your plan, but I kind of feel like Kev is gonna need a hug when that delivery comes in. Please send K...

@sundevilish Jesus! You're not fucking around! Mad props to anyone cold enough to dish this out and for anyone man enough to take it.