Far too interesting, I'm afraid. Oh well, life is good.

All I can say is read the room and focus on the things she seems to enjoy most. There is no magic formula to getting someone interested in something t...

@djv I really don't understand the double standard and how it has survived this long. Really guys? I've read that about some of the swing/lifestyle c...

@djv Thank you for the response! It is really helpful to have the interaction and to be able to think out loud and share. At times I felt like I was g...

I'm thinking more like Wagner. Maybe "Flight of the Valkyries". Car orff, "O' Fortuna ~ Carmina Burana" would really set the mood for penetrati...

Congratulations! I wish you both many years of love and joy!

Nice! Hilarious! Bruno Kirby did a similar bit in "City Slickers". He referenced the Kellogg's cereal variety pack.

12 inches balls deep every day? I don't know whether to solute you or pray for you. Maybe both.

Welcome Dan! I love NC!

To see such a growth explosion among the latest Twitter purge is astounding! Way to go! It's so fun!

You are a better man than me to be able to accept it and move on. Smoking is a hard no for me. It has killed too many of my family and will not be bro...

@subhubphx "Fetish Peddler" - Another great name for my all sub punk band!