Nice! Hilarious! Bruno Kirby did a similar bit in "City Slickers". He referenced the Kellogg's cereal variety pack.

12 inches balls deep every day? I don't know whether to solute you or pray for you. Maybe both.

Welcome Dan! I love NC!

To see such a growth explosion among the latest Twitter purge is astounding! Way to go! It's so fun!

You are a better man than me to be able to accept it and move on. Smoking is a hard no for me. It has killed too many of my family and will not be bro...

@subhubphx "Fetish Peddler" - Another great name for my all sub punk band!

@evolvingyourman_ivcr4j I absolutely love your plan, but I kind of feel like Kev is gonna need a hug when that delivery comes in. Please send K...

@sundevilish Jesus! You're not fucking around! Mad props to anyone cold enough to dish this out and for anyone man enough to take it.

You have got to be an engineer! I love your thought process! Don't give up! We're not a chastity couple, but masterbation is a bit of an issue...